A brother in the ward was 50 pounds overweight and it was creating problems in his marriage, so he decided to schedule an interview with his bishop to seek help.

“Brother Smith,” the bishop said, “Here’s what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles every day for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days, call me and let me know how things are going.”

Brother Smith agreed. At the end of the 30 days, he called the bishop, very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.

“Great!” replied the bishop, “And how’s your wife?”

Bishop Murphy walks into a ward in Provo, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

The man said, "I do bishop."

The Bishop said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the Bishop asked the second man, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

"Certainly, bishop," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the Bishop.

Then Bishop Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't sir."

The Bishop said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"